The election didn�t turn out the way about half the country wanted it to, and this phone girl is in that sad half. But I guess nobody really wants to talk about it; the losing, that is. So, what do you do if you have a burning urge to talk about something and no one wants to listen? Call Kelly, I guess. Two sad Kerry-supporting pervs called me last night, both from �blue� states. The first spent 23 min rattling through the states and their electoral votes, mystified that so many could have gone �red.� How we need a Democrat from the heartland to win the presidency, how we need to start right now, and where the fuck were Bill Clinton and Al Gore and Bill Bradley and all those old school Democrats for the campaign? Sad. So sad he didn�t even use his time to jerk off. The second one was a stupid guy, said he voted but hadn�t heard who won (on Wednesday night). When I told him Kerry conceded, he didn�t understand. After careful explanation, he was thoroughly depressed as well. He spent 35 minutes on the phone with me telling me everyone that everyone he knows hates Bush and asking me how this could have happened. I just kept telling him I didn�t know. Sad sad sad.