I've never really wanted to be taller or shorter, just skinnier and firmer. But some pervs call up and they have this incredible desire to be much much smaller than the women they are with. Two examples....

I've gotten a call from this one guy a few times. His fantasy is that a huge woman (and I ask how huge: 6 feet tall? "yes" 20 feet tall? "yes"; the taller I say she is, the more excited he gets) comes into his office, or reaches her hand through the window if she is too big to get inside the building and steals him away. She takes him to her house where there are a lot of other "little people" trapped in a cage. All the while he asks me things like "Why are you licking your lips?" in an incredibly whiny voice. I really don't know what to do with him. One time I told him I ate him, one time I told him that I threw him in a 'bath' on the stove, one time he got locked up with all the other little people ("ooo noo, why are they laughing at me??"). I really don't know what gets this guy off and he was the only one who wanted to be small until I got this call last night.

This new guy has a fantasy where he is only 1/2 inch tall and stranded on a desert island with several famous blondes: Jessica Simpson, Faith Hill, Brittany Spears... Not being all that interested in pop culture blondes, I'm searching my brain for others. I ask if Nicole Kidman is there, but she isn't because she isn't a true blonde according to my caller. So anyways, they are all there and he sees one of them lift up her foot and start to bring it down on him and he tries to run away but slips in the sand. He didn't last long at all, only about 6 minutes before the 'eruption,' but he liked my story so much he spent another 3 minutes on the phone writing down my extension number and the days and times that I work. Maybe he'll call again and I'll get some more insight into this fetish.