Sophie Says Sooth (2002.09.02): "Avoid graduation at all possible costs. This may sound crazy now, but by the time you're out of school for a year you'll know exactly what I'm talking about and you'll really start to miss caring about back-to-school sales. Enjoy this time while you can."

Sophie Says Sooth (2002.08.26): "When you call your children unexpectedly, do not express concern if they were out until 4, 5 or 6 AM. They are now the masters of their own bedtimes. If someone of the opposite sex answers the telephone at 7 AM on a Sunday, say nothing."

Sophie Says Sooth (2002.08.19): "It was once required that ten witnesses be present at a marriage ceremony to outsmart jealous demons. (I don't know who really thought this would work but let's play along for the sake of the story.) Bridesmaids dressed similarly to the bride and groomsmen's attire resembled the groom's in an attempt to confuse the spirits who wanted to harm the couple."


Silverchair / Diorama: "Musically, it is one of the best of the year. Rich orchestrations sweep across beautifully arranged songs, a feat quite remarkable for a band unaccustomed to such complex string and horn work. This is due, in part, to help from the legendary Van Dyke Parks, whose resume boasts such names as U2 and the Beach Boys."

Miniviews 2002.08.02: "While reining his noodling tendencies way in for the two Guided By Voices records released by TVT, his side projects exploded. The Fading Captain series, home to numerous collaborations and throw-away 7" singles, has probably had a release or three just since you started reading this piece."

Miniviews 2002.07.28: "If John Lennon and Yoko Ono had been in little-known power pop bands, then decided to do a record together with John's brother and a pseudonymous drummer for a Spanish label you've never heard of, Double Fantasy would've sounded a lot like Sound It Out."


San Diego Comic-con 2002: Part 1: "A lot of it sounded like standard conspiracy theory bullshit; I would like to believe him about the income taxes, though. Apparently it has something to do with the improper ratification of the 16th Amendment and taxing our privilege of earning money."

"Glamour Hose": A 14-piece photographic series from Natalie Meyer


"Pixel Worship": A new short narrative work from Aaron Veenstra





2002/05/23

The first Breeders record in nine years came out a couple days ago, finally following up on the surprise success of 1993's Last Splash. Title TK has been in progress for a few years itself, following an aborted record in the mid-90's and Kim Deal's side project, the Amps' only release, Pacer. One of the "new" Breeders tunes is actually a reworked Amps song; "Full on Idle" appeared in its original lo-fi incarnation on Pacer back in 1995.

The good news is that Title TK, while not being a revelation along the lines of Last Splash or Deal's work with the Pixies, is a really good record that hopefully bodes well for the band's future, as long as my saying that hasn't jinxed their next release into a 15-year purgatory.



As an addendum to yesterday's Fast Lane, I offer you a selection of photos from the Garbage show. Also one shot of the button-shirted, high pitched Abandoned Pools guy.


2002/05/22

New Fast Lane today, finally. I've been waiting for something to break in Terrormemogate but the story's moving too slowly for my needs. Come on, major investigative reporters, help me out!


2002/05/20

If you've got something out-of-place in your bedroom, whether it's creepy demons or a guy too conservative for your taste, Sophie has got the Sooth for you. And everybody remembers how to get some Sooth of your very own, right? Right?!?



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